Showing posts with label The Universe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Universe. Show all posts

Monday, June 8, 2009

Message From The Universe


I should think one would look fondly back over their shoulder at all the times in their life when they were overcharged, tricked, or taken advantage of, because for every single one of these transgressions, they'll be paid back like a Rock Star on an international stadium tour, hanging out with the coolest cats, flying on private jets, eating Ho Hos, and being waited on hand and foot by their former transgressors. If that's their thing, you know.


And that's in addition to all of the other incredibly wonderful things that will be happening to them forever and ever, as they do for all people.


See you in the 'VIP,'
The Universe


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Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Message From The Universe



My wish for you is that you succeed beyond your wildest imagination. That you find love in places that astound you. And that you have friends who call you "just because”. I dream that you go barefoot more than you wear shoes. That you play as hard as you work. And that you laugh more than you cry. I want you to set the bar high, but not too high. To reach for the stars, but with your toes on the ground. And to never, ever stop dreaming. But most of all I wish for your happiness.
And these dreams of mine are what started it all.


Besos,
The Universe




Sunday, April 19, 2009

Message From The Universe


The few who look forward, while always knocking on new doors, no matter how futile it may seem or how insignificant their progress, will carry the many who just keep waiting for things to get better.

And the few will "suddenly" become overnight legends within their families, 'hoods, and countries, while having the most fun, with the most friends, at the most after-parties.

Win/Win, Baby -
The Universe



Saturday, March 28, 2009

Message From The Universe

Remember the joy you used to feel when you'd find a quarter lying in the street? And how exciting it was when you got older and found a crumpled $20 bill in the pocket of a pair of jeans you hadn't worn in months? Well brace yourself because the day isn't far off when in-between taking naps, swimming laps, and doing the routine happy dance, you'll be busy gathering documents for your tax return preparer and suddenly you'll find a statement to a bank account you don't even remember opening, with more than enough money in it to do whatever it is your heart now longs to do. You do trip us out.

Sure enough,
The Universe


Saturday, March 14, 2009

Message From The Universe


Never underestimate, how many friends you have, how close you are, and how much fun you're going to have.

Because, as you've seen throughout your entire amazing life, one usually gets exactly what they've been estimating.

You thrill me,
The Universe


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Sunday, February 22, 2009

Message From The Universe


Until the really "great" stuff comes along, do the not-so-great stuff.

The not-so-great stuff always leads to the great stuff.

Whereas doing nothing pretty much leads to nowhere.
And do it with a passion

-The Universe


Sunday, February 8, 2009

Message From The Universe


Think back to a happy time in your life. A really, really happy time. If you can, try to remember the happiest you've ever felt. Think of the laughter, the peace, the confidence, the ease of it all. Emotionally, relive a few of those moments. Don't think of the details (people, places, or circumstances); just think of the way you felt.
Good. Very good. We're just creating some building blocks for tomorrow and the rest of your amazing life.

Adios,
The Universe

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Message From the Universe


Just to be extra clear, there is absolutely no connection between the global economy and your freedom to think as you please. Nor is there any connection between the global economy and my ability to shock and delight, suddenly and without warning.
I think that pretty much takes care of everything,


The Universe

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