Wednesday, August 5, 2009

My Big Ego... Honest Scrap Award

Okay so the rules were for me to...

(1) Brag about it..
Wait! Hold up! My background music is playing...
"Usually I'm humble, right now I don't choose..." I've been awarded with this high and mighty award because... I am all that. Yep that's it and you know it! Ok really, I am honored, to receive The Honest Scrap Award. Thank you Luv. But still...

"I got a big ego, such a huge ego, such a huge ego
I love my big ego, it's too much
I walk like this 'cause I can back it up"

(2) Choose seven blogs I find brilliant and link to them, and..
Since my girls, True Urban Queen & Lovebabz, have been tagged, I shall tag Insatiable One & Kay C The QuietStorm. Yes I know that's only 2 blogs but it's my choice. So there!

(3) List 10 honest things about myself

Okay now... Brace yourself. I'm about to go deep so hol' on! LOL

My 10 Honest Things

1. You can call me Cougar. I adore the young male population. Not too young! I don't rob cradles! But there is something stimulating about a young face, a broad back and... stamina. Whew!

2. I got a potty mouth. However, I do not curse at church or work... well I don't curse in front of my boss... all of the time.

3. I made a promise to this man... that no matter what, no matter the distance, the time, the space, or circumstance... I would be available for intimacy with him. Now, why in the hell would I make a stupid @$$ promise like that?!?!

4. If you call my phone and have a gut feeling that I'm available yet I'm pressing the ignore button or if you call my home and feel that I'm looking at the caller ID, you're probably correct. I'm a recluse sometime. It's not personal.

5. For the 1st time in my life I am going to be a maid of honor. My best friend is getting married and I bullied and threatened her before she chose me to be her maid of honor or as the yardis call it, I'm the Chief. To think... she was considering some-body-else!

6. I have never been pregnant. It just recently amazed the hell out of my OB-GYN. Thanks Dr. Frey, you made me feel super!

7. I snore. Just yesterday I woke myself up with my own melodic hum. It was hilarious!

8. I am paranoid. A lot. About all things. I force myself to pray and make sure that my life insurance is up to date.

9. Once upon a time... I questioned my sexual orientation. However I am a bonafide pansexual... I'm just joking! Really! However I did question my sexuality and may have explored it in depth. May have...

10. I believe that anything is possible. I believe in miracles. I believe in grace and mercy. I believe in karma. I believe in love and I believe that love, indeed, conquers all.

4 comments:

The True Urban Queen aka Sharon said...

I am a cougar too. We got a club. HAHA. Been one since my divorce. My guy (partner) now is six years younger. I have went younger though. . .like 12 years.

Shame on the potty mouth.

Is the promise based on love or just to be friends with benefits? I am that nosey.

I'm sorry, but may have is not being honest. Honesty is either you did or you didn't :)

Luv said...

lmbo for waking yourself up...now you know that's a shame.

i too am paranoid, but don't have life insurance

MsKnowitAll said...

@Queen... You nosey woman you!

The promise is for friends with benefits, no matter the circumstances - married, divorced, living arrangements - whatever. That's why I said it was stupid.

I have explored my sexuality. In depth...

I'm working on curbing the potty in my mouth. :O

@Luv... It was a good sleep too. I thought it was an engine running outside. You couldn't tell me I wasn't listening to somebody's car! But when I woke up, the sound went away too. LMBAO!

Get some life insurance, Girl! Very simple, very cheap.

Kay C, The Quiet Storm said...

OK, I'll play :) My answers are up!