DEVIL'S FOOD...

I thought of this post while over at Divalicious Opinions...



I wrote about the girl scout cookies eateration we had at work last week and you know the more sugar you eat, the more you want to eat. I tried to stop the cycle on Friday by bringing in fresh fruit for us to munch on. Apparently that didn't work because this week it's Pepperidge Farm's cookies.



So I thought about my list of Devil's Foods, the delicious edible creations that pack on the pounds and make me wonder what in the world has gotten in to me, tape worms, unplanned babies, that make me just want to splurge...

• Any creation from Cold Stone Creamery

If you have never eaten anything from there, don't bother. Wanna gain 5 pounds in one weekend? Go there on a Friday & a Saturday night! They even entice you by singing songs as they are throwing and juggling ice cream scoops in the air like Satan's happy little elves.

• Any type of burrito creation from Chipotle's

I went there on Friday and my little weight loss from last week went straight to hell after. I got the veggie version but with the guacamole, the sour cream and the cheese (fat, fat and fat with the vegetables, I know)... They even had the nerve to tack on the caloric values of the food on the menu... that's guilt. Thanks Chipotle.

• Any donut from Krispy Kreme

Chris Rock said it best " Krispy Kreme? Kracky Kreme. Krispy Kreme Donuts are so good, if I told you it had crack in it, you would be like, "I knew it was something in there. These donuts are too good. Got me going there at 4 o'clock in the morning going, "Come on, man, open up. Let me have at least one donut. I'll do anything. I'll suck your dick!" That should be the new slogan. Krispy Kreme: So good, you'll suck a dick."

• Don't believe the Jamba hype

Jamba Juice is like crack too. They must put some kind of drug in there! There's always a dang line in the location, even in the winter time. I went to Jamba Juice once and the next day I went back. Now every time I see the pretty golden and the green color, my heart palpitates with the Jamba happiness. It's like when I see the golden arches and the red color of McDonald's... And they are expensive too! I thought I could recreate my own Jamba happiness at home but fresh exotic fruits are expensive.


Last but not least....

• Frappuccino's a la Starbuck's

I'm not as impressed by Starbuck's as I used to be but I still love a coffee/milkshake/smoothie with whip on top. Only in the summer time of course. During this impending recession it's probably wise to avoid Starbuck's all together.