Meeting in the Ladies Room

My co-worker CB comes over to my desk today to chit chat about her weekend. So that we wouldn't have to worry about my supervisor, we decide to head down to the ladies room so that we could shoot the breeze and laugh without being conscious.

I didn't realize it at first and I don't think CB did either but in the last stall, we had company and that person wasn't budging. I'm a little nosey curious and I inched toward the sink where CB happened to be standing so that I could look into the mirror to see the feet of whoever it was who was in the stall. I see slacks and I see the shoes....

At that moment I realize that whoever was in the stall, they weren't moving until we left the facility so I hurry up and we file out. CB turns to me and we discuss the person in the last stall but instead of going back to our office, we wait directly outside the bathroom for the person to exit, just to confirm our suspicions.

A woman exits the bathroom shortly after we leave but she's not wearing those gray slacks and black shoes... so we wait.... not long after, slowly, the man emerges.... At first CB and I are leaning on the wall like Crockett and Tubbs but when the obviously newly hired security guard comes out, CB takes off laughing down the hall. He's nervous as hell, saying "wait, shush, wait, I'm new, I didn't know". I kept my poker face as I let assured him that it was okay even though we waited to see if our suspicions were true and the hysterical CB is now around the corner.

There really is no way he could have known... there's no sign on the door saying women or men, there's no...

Nor is there a...

So it really is anyone's guess, especially if you are new and I doubt that the other security guards are that helpful to tell him that the men's room is the door the left not the right, unless he has his left and right mixed up...?

But then again, the biggest difference between the men's room and the ladies room is one of these....

Oh well, this was my Happy Monday laugh! LMAO